You precious cupcake!
Anonymous said: When Captain Swan ends (I know it will) and CS will go all nuts to Adam's account, I will reply to every single one of them with 'Don't listen to haters, Adam! You follow your vision. The real fans love you and your wonderful story you are telling!'
Nonnie, you and me both. I’m looking forward to it
I can’t even bear to hope. But I do fantasize about it…
Captain Swan: Uniting ships since season 3
the female body is hardcore as fuck.
Yes is it.
so is the male body
it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website
OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.
*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*
The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.
The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.
ALRIGHT GANG IF YOU DIDN’T WANT TO WIN BEFORE THIS SHOULD MAKE YOU WANT TO BLOW ALL THE OTHER SHIPS OUT OF THE WATER!!!
VOTE FOR SWAN QUEEN! WE CAN WIN THIS! REMEMBER THERE ARE 3 DIFFERENT POLLS GOING ON RIGHT NOW! WE ARE CURRENTLY WINNING ALL THREE BUT WE STILL NEED TO KEEP VOTING!
Come on Swan Queen Nation…. prove your power
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